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  • monique_w
      Monique W @monique_w

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      Monique W @monique_w

    How do you brief a toddler on stranger danger?
    My "even if they pull their pants down, it doesn't mean you have to" didn't go over so well.

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      Monique W @monique_w

    Some days all I hope for is that my couch would hug me back.

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      Monique W @monique_w

    And my Friday beer before 9am goes out to kids and school runs and the person who invented them.

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      Monique W @monique_w

    Ugh when people just show up at my door because they miss me, without realizing their feelings are forcing me to wear pants before 3pm.

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      Monique W @monique_w

    Oh god there are real live people with expectations in my living room & I've forgotten how to speak beyond 140 characters.

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      Monique W @monique_w

    Bella said she likes Justin Bieber so I put her in time out with Led Zeppelin blaring.

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      Monique W @monique_w

    Visiting a potential school for Bella tomorrow. This upsets me because:
    a) I don't ever want her to leave me.
    2. Ima have to get dressed.

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      Monique W @monique_w

    Bf: You see the IT Game of Thrones chair?
    Me: You mean iron throne?
    Bf: Same thing

    I can't believe this is what I chose to procreate with

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      Monique W @monique_w

    Mom waiting for her kid at school pickup: I can't read lips so you can put your camel toe away now.

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      Monique W @monique_w

    Have any of you seen a will to live? I seem to have misplaced mine.

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      Monique W @monique_w

    I'm writing a book about challenges parents face. There are fifteen chapters. All of them titled Bedtime.

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    Monique W @monique_w

    @theserietheque yep:) not all fun & games but I'm having loads of fun (& games)! It's a temp tho so finish soon. What are you getting up to?

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      Monique W @monique_w

    How does someone get stuck on Youtube for 4 hrs? There must be a way to disable this related videos feature...

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      Monique W @monique_w

    A day so good the only way it could be better is if everything was made of bacon.

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      Monique W @monique_w

    How badly I need something from the shop is directly proportional to how badly I want to drag the kids along. So lately I get by on nothing.

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      Monique W @monique_w

    Ugh when people need me to be emotionally available and all I can think about is cake in a cup.

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      Monique W @monique_w

    Spent a minute scraping a smudge from my monitor before realizing it was an apostrophe. In case you're wondering how the writing's going.

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      Monique W @monique_w

    Sat down to write but now Twitter is open and Pinterest is saying things what

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      Monique W @monique_w

    Should be writing so of course the past three hours have been spent teaching myself the choreography to Sia's Chandelier

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