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  • monique_w
      Monique W @monique_w

    Gift @monique_w Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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      Monique W @monique_w

    How do you brief a toddler on stranger danger?
    My "even if they pull their pants down, it doesn't mean you have to" didn't go over so well.

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      Monique W @monique_w

    Ugh when people just show up at my door because they miss me, without realizing their feelings are forcing me to wear pants before 3pm.

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      Monique W @monique_w

    Oh god there are real live people with expectations in my living room & I've forgotten how to speak beyond 140 characters.

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      Monique W @monique_w

    Bella said she likes Justin Bieber so I put her in time out with Led Zeppelin blaring.

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      Monique W @monique_w

    Visiting a potential school for Bella tomorrow. This upsets me because:
    a) I don't ever want her to leave me.
    2. Ima have to get dressed.

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      Monique W @monique_w

    Have any of you seen a will to live? I seem to have misplaced mine.

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      Monique W @monique_w

    I'm writing a book about challenges parents face. There are fifteen chapters. All of them titled Bedtime.

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    Monique W @monique_w

    @theserietheque yep:) not all fun & games but I'm having loads of fun (& games)! It's a temp tho so finish soon. What are you getting up to?

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      Monique W @monique_w

    How does someone get stuck on Youtube for 4 hrs? There must be a way to disable this related videos feature...

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      Monique W @monique_w

    Bella has decided to communicate in wolf howls in case you were wondering how my day is going...

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      Monique W @monique_w

    Simultaneously lit my ciggie on the wrong side and figured out there was wine at that party last night.

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      Monique W @monique_w

    When I get comfortable and only then realize the remote is across the room is when I know for sure no semblance of any kind of god exists.

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      Monique W @monique_w

    Drinking juice out of a wine glass because I'd rather be fancy than do dishes.

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      Monique W @monique_w

    Dad still asks why I don't have a real job. Um because I enjoy being my own boss& taking money in exchange for words without wearing pants.

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      Monique W @monique_w

    Smarties and cake in a cup for lunch. Okay two cups but let she who is without hormones cast the first stone.

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      Monique W @monique_w

    Took me a few minutes to realize the cap was still on my razor after I started shaving. I'm out. Wake me when it's Tuesday.

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      Monique W @monique_w

    I'm knitting a Yoda beanie so that's why I'm not writing. Not because the words are coming out stupid and I hate everything right now.

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      Monique W @monique_w

    The best way to beat the depression of finishing King's latest book is finding out there'll be another one in just 6 months #FindersKeepers

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      Monique W @monique_w

    Making flashcards because this is how Bella learns to read which means #HarryPotter which means I get to watch her fall in love.

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