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To commemorate Abraham Lincoln's birthday, they're selling $5 dollar burritos!
So today, I'm dropping Lincolns like John Wilkes Booth.
So today, I'm dropping Lincolns like John Wilkes Booth.
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Hamster vet bill so far: $85. WTF? Can't I buy a new one for about $5? Tempted to do so when the wife isn't looking.
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Me: If I do what you're asking, will u still respect me in the morning? Her: I don't respect you now- I doubt that will change in 8 hrs!
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