.@tomthacker41 from @gobband talks about his 1st guitar in @thenationalpost: http://t.co/Rc4eA14W Stoked to see 'em @thesneakydees tonight!

How goddamn cute is she?! #cats #catstagram #catsofinstagram http://t.co/ronDKxgo

Hey, @belfastcc, why don't you acknowledge the worldwide outrage you've incited instead of tweeting inane pleasantries? @savelennox

What's this @radiohead at @thesneakydees tonight business?

Woot! Big concert news today! @sublimewithrome taking over @fortyork w/ @wailers @pepperlive @illscarlett & @konation for @sublimesummerto!!

But even then, he'd totes be public domain by now. RT @laurenonizzle: Should 'Jesus' be trademarked?  http://cbc.sh/QmfkDvE 

Vote for "Kill Count" by @thebalconies on @thezonedorfm! http://t.co/3eLIPcSL #music #awesome #radio #doit

here come the 2 weeks of indignation that FB owns your pointless instagram photos before everyone stops giving a shit & continue anyway.

Fuck it, I'm going to listen to simply red and delude myself into thinking life seems as simple as it did in 1992.

That's my story and I stick by it. No desire for buggy soap herbs! RT @lidialf: @mookalina most easterns hate it.

"I would MUCH rather be drunk than have children," - @nadiae55

AMEN.

If anyone ever decides they want to marry me, I'll say yes and spend the gown budget on commissioning the best ever She-Ra costume instead.

I don't always drink coffee, but when I do, it's out of a gun mug. #coffee #mugs @ Audio Blood  http://instagr.am/p/SlE56kJ82S/ 

.@thatdangbetty: I'm glad I don't have my dad's hands. He has an extra finger.
Me: ...must be fun for your mom.
Betty: EMY!!

Listening to the @thebalconies & @handsandteeth cover of #bieber's Baby @ @nadiae55 & it's a major workin' at @audiobloodmedia flashback!

Me: hungry and horny. Story of our lives.
@nadiae55: no, there's a third mood. Drunk.

"'I realized I just killed somebody,' TTC drivers describe subway suicide:  http://www.thestar.com/news/city_hall/2011/05/04/i_realized_i_just_killed_somebody_ttc_drivers_describe_subway_suicide.html …

The pro of being single andliving alone is going home, getting naked & not worrying about anyone trying to bang you. It's also the con.

it's pretty strange as is. RT @thatericalper: If Twitter was the beginning of the world, The Bible would be one strange book.

No.  http://greenliving.nationalgeographic.com/can-reuse-plastic-water-bottle-over-over-2311.html … RT @omgfacts: Despite what we’re often told, plastic bottles ARE safe to reuse. More here  http://omgf.ac/ts/SBa