Marriage is a long-term relationship. Wedding is a one-time event. Sometimes people put more into the wedding than their marriage.

What's different on National Cleavage day? Do the men look at your face while talking to you?

To lose 1 kilo you need to burn about 7,700 calories. To burn 7,700 calories you need to walk anything between 125-150 kms. #FatFact

They fell in love for no reason at all. Now they are looking for reasons to separate.

He cracked a joke. She threw her head back & laughed. She knew she looked good when she did that. He thought she loved his jokes.

Those who find it difficult to believe in reality choose religion.

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Always wrap & separate your broken glass before throwing it. Remember, little street kids sort your garbage with no protection. #Delhi

Too many definitions of happiness, too little experience.

What's the point of having a Facebook account if you've never been arrested for your status updates.

I accidentally stepped on the weighing scale. Now, it's lying about my weight as revenge.

You know that your tax money is being put to good use when you see "laalbatti" cars on school kids pickup duty.

Questions like "Ten years from now where do you see yourself?" deserve "Mirror" as the only real answer.

All strangers are perfect. It's the people we know who are full of faults.

If you think getting a job is tough, try getting out of one.

iDiot: behavior displayed after acquiring all apple products.

Women don't watch as much porn as men because our imagination works better.

Practice makes a man perfect. Women don't need to bother about such things.

In a perfect world, there will always be more shelf space than books.

Muffin Impossible: Toast Protocol #BreakfastMovies