@ahm76 Your tweet is a perfect modern version of this poem:  http://bit.ly/6KISLN 

I'm going to call my first born a terrible mistake.

It's 10 to six in the morning. I haven't slept a wink all night. Just retweeting some @robdelaney classics...

Love Voltaire Us Apart #philosophysongs

@cripesonfriday http://twitpic.com/48x4p4

Fair fucks to ya, Khaleesi.

Rousseau Long, Marianne #philosophysongs

Never follow your heroes. They'll only misspell something.

@abiepb #ShitMyDadSays - nice one :)

RT @glinner: Sorry, UK. But you have to admit, the Bloody Sunday apology took a fuck of a long time #eurovision

RT @nitsohara: I think the lads are fucked. Discriminated against just coz they can't sing. RACISTS. #eurovision

RT @caitlinmoran: HAHAHAH RT @alexispetridis: It's Mumford Andsson

#horrorsitcoms S.L.A.S.H.

#jewishbondfilms GoldenIra

#scientologybumperstickers WWXD?

#updatedWilde Anyone can be good in the country. There's no WiFi there.

#failedcandy Reese's Feces

in retrospect, I think rebel's should use their indoor voice #rockretractions