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We Have Always Lived in the White Castle #literaryrestaurants
My tween self adored Whitney Houston, and my grown-up self was really rooting for her. Sad day.
Finished my YA novel, start a new job tomorrow, achieved inbox zero, had sushi with the fam, might get to meet Adam Lambert. Best day ever.
New classroom...my podium has a mic. You should've seen heads shoot up when "I see you texting!" boomed out overhead like the voice of God.
Celebrity I'd like to have a sexy dream about: Jon Hamm. Celebrity I did have a sexy dream about: Stephen King. Really, subconscious?
This fucking week. Latest indignity: spent all morning editing hadouts for class and neglected to save any of them to my jump drive.
Just remembered one of my first poems. "I had an aunt / who turned into a plant. / I'm not sure how / she's a philodendron now." THANK YOU.
If we forget to lock the toilet's child latch, Mina will go in and carefully lock it for us. I don't think this is how childproofing works.
I am now kind of shipping Day-Lewis and Streep. MAYBE I HAVE HAD TOO MUCH WINE. <denzelinflight> "I'm drunk right now." </denzelinflight>
This guy in line at Trader Joe's is buying eight bottles of two-buck Chuck and a bag of frozen peas. Good luck with your vasectomy, sir!
"I looked you up on Rate My Professor Dot Com. It was pretty good. And you have a chili pepper. You know what that means."
@naturallysteph Just found a Korean (I think) fanfic writer passing off "Anna & the French Kiss" as her own fic: http://www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/232207/10/away-we-happened-romance-schoollove-you-exo-kai-kyungsoo-exodo …
You guys did you see @jenfoo sold an awesome YA novel did you see did you DID YOU. http://www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/industry-news/book-deals/article/58125-book-deals-week-of-july-8-2013.html#path/pw/by-topic/industry-news/book-deals/article/58125-book-deals-week-of-july-8-2013.html …
Just once, can Obama drop the mic? Come on, Mr. President. Drop the miiiiiiic. It'll feel so good.
Anne Hathaway is trying too hard, and James Franco is not trying hard enough. Bring back Billy Crystal! #oscars
There is a very loud amusement park right in front of my present lodgings.