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We Have Always Lived in the White Castle #literaryrestaurants
My tween self adored Whitney Houston, and my grown-up self was really rooting for her. Sad day.
That moment when you feel like maybe she is finally napping, and then comes, "MOMMY LET'S COUNT OUR FINGERS. WE HAVE FIVE."
Made an appointment, and the receptionist was like "And is your insurance through your husband? Wife?" The times, they are a-changing.
My work here is done: Mina can identify Mr. Darcy and Mr. Bingley in her Cozy Classics edition of Pride & Prejudice.
How babies are made: "I was just a egg and mommy went tap tap tap on the side of the egg and guess what came out? MINA!"
Hans Kristoff Anna Sven = Hans Christian Anderson
Finished my YA novel, start a new job tomorrow, achieved inbox zero, had sushi with the fam, might get to meet Adam Lambert. Best day ever.
New classroom...my podium has a mic. You should've seen heads shoot up when "I see you texting!" boomed out overhead like the voice of God.
NYT crossword puzzle shame: could not figure out the gazelle relative with letters OR_X. Finished the book "Oryx and Crake" yesterday.
Celebrity I'd like to have a sexy dream about: Jon Hamm. Celebrity I did have a sexy dream about: Stephen King. Really, subconscious?
This fucking week. Latest indignity: spent all morning editing hadouts for class and neglected to save any of them to my jump drive.
There is a very loud amusement park right in front of my present lodgings.