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We Have Always Lived in the White Castle #literaryrestaurants
My tween self adored Whitney Houston, and my grown-up self was really rooting for her. Sad day.
My work here is done: Mina can identify Mr. Darcy and Mr. Bingley in her Cozy Classics edition of Pride & Prejudice.
How babies are made: "I was just a egg and mommy went tap tap tap on the side of the egg and guess what came out? MINA!"
Hans Kristoff Anna Sven = Hans Christian Anderson
Finished my YA novel, start a new job tomorrow, achieved inbox zero, had sushi with the fam, might get to meet Adam Lambert. Best day ever.
New classroom...my podium has a mic. You should've seen heads shoot up when "I see you texting!" boomed out overhead like the voice of God.
NYT crossword puzzle shame: could not figure out the gazelle relative with letters OR_X. Finished the book "Oryx and Crake" yesterday.
Celebrity I'd like to have a sexy dream about: Jon Hamm. Celebrity I did have a sexy dream about: Stephen King. Really, subconscious?
This fucking week. Latest indignity: spent all morning editing hadouts for class and neglected to save any of them to my jump drive.
Just remembered one of my first poems. "I had an aunt / who turned into a plant. / I'm not sure how / she's a philodendron now." THANK YOU.
If we forget to lock the toilet's child latch, Mina will go in and carefully lock it for us. I don't think this is how childproofing works.
I am now kind of shipping Day-Lewis and Streep. MAYBE I HAVE HAD TOO MUCH WINE. <denzelinflight> "I'm drunk right now." </denzelinflight>
This guy in line at Trader Joe's is buying eight bottles of two-buck Chuck and a bag of frozen peas. Good luck with your vasectomy, sir!
There is a very loud amusement park right in front of my present lodgings.