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      matt @more_orderly

    Cooking is stupid. Just eat all the ingredients. Stop wasting time.

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      matt @more_orderly

    I reckon you'd sell more hamsters if you called them portable bears.

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      matt @more_orderly

    I didn't get my period this month or any month prior to that. If I'm pregnant my parents will flip. Also science, science will also flip.

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      matt @more_orderly

    Is grateful a sexual position?

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      matt @more_orderly

    Stapled a leaf back on a tree cos i heart nature.

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      matt @more_orderly

    i think the internet should get over cats, they're just poor people's lions

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      matt @more_orderly

    I'm a professional dance teacher. Well, semi-pro. Amateur. I don't teach.
    Moral of the story is I lie. No one likes a judge
    Yes, I'm a judge

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      matt @more_orderly

    I am at the cinema. There are also girls at the cinema. THAT'S A DATE, kind of.

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      matt @more_orderly

    The backstory I made up for the girl sitting next to me is just ridiculous, so now I'm going to punch her in the head for being such a liar.

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      matt @more_orderly

    I think I accidently took a vow of celibacy that everybody knows about but me

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      matt @more_orderly

    Girl's mountain bikes should be called 'bykes'

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      matt @more_orderly

    Forest Gump is a movie about a man that gets laid then goes on a three year celebratory lap of honour

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      matt @more_orderly

    I'm going to buy a cat and call it 'all my friends'. Then I'll sound pretty popular in all my stories.

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      matt @more_orderly

    My phone just started ringing. I've put it outside until it calms down.

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      matt @more_orderly

    a customer asked for my business card so i wrote my number on an empty twix wrapper. I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR CALL SIR.

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      matt @more_orderly

    Whilst in my pocket my phone wrote 'opportunity' in to the search bar. What are you planning phone?

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      matt @more_orderly

    Pigeons are fun to watch if I you imagine they're all helping one pigeon find his keys.

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      matt @more_orderly

    Tuesday is the day I go to planned parenthood and convince young single mothers to keep the kid. Like a horrible stripper creating angel.

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      matt @more_orderly

    There are two squirrels in the back garden playing. Just checking with my mum if I can play out and I'LL BE OUT IN TWO MINUTES GUYS!!

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      matt @more_orderly

    Ive gone do de dentist and di dant feel my dongue.

    Haha, im just playing it doesnt affect my typing but that was good fun we had there.

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