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thank you ahead of time if you're coming to one of my tapings tonight. I'm sorry if I have a panic attack and start to pee on stage.
I'm crying on the inside (of my car).
having a sex tape is the new having a skill.
There's a Black Twitter?!! Can me be on it??
RT @bossip: Top 10 Funniest Women On Black Twitter http://bossip.com/774902/comedy-gold-top-10-funniest-women-on-black-twitter …
If you wait till you get married to have sex & your husband dies the day after the wedding, that's for sure the most awkward one night stand
Every wife is a trophy wife. It's just that some of them are participation trophies.
Hey girl in your 20's, that guy you're crying about will be so fat in 5 years. Night night.
i like: boxing. whiskey. naps. documentaries. also a writer and performer person for the tv.