Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Sure, I could spend $60 on FavStar, see all my tweets' stars & give out trophies. Or, I could buy a bag of weed, smoke it & not give a fuck.
Because of twitter, I have reached my maximum maturity level.
Imaginative people write the best tweets. Insecure fools are the ones who interpret them to mean something other than what's said.
A shit just took me.
This guy said he doesn't eat pussy. What a pussy.
I don't give a shit what your gender is, I'll still remain calling you dude.
Tweet to express, not to impress.
Hey dude wearing socks with sandals, you're killin' it.
Girls are funnier then boys.
Who need friends when you have twitter.
"Does my butthole look alright?" - Cats
Cats are great at cuddling, but horrible drivers.
"Hold my glasses, hold my glasses!" - Me before I kick someone's ass
In bed farting, reading comics.
Roses are red, Snooki is preggers, But the only thing more sad, Are Team Followback beggars.
Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?
It's a beautiful day to not give a shit.
Just burped a raptor call.
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to have a penis often mistaken for fruit?
People who have funny tweets are on my good side.