Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Sure, I could spend $60 on FavStar, see all my tweets' stars & give out trophies. Or, I could buy a bag of weed, smoke it & not give a fuck.
Because of twitter, I have reached my maximum maturity level.
Imaginative people write the best tweets. Insecure fools are the ones who interpret them to mean something other than what's said.
A shit just took me.
I don't give a shit what your gender is, I'll still remain calling you dude.
This guy said he doesn't eat pussy. What a pussy.
Tweet to express, not to impress.
Girls are funnier then boys.
Cats are great at cuddling, but horrible drivers.
"Does my butthole look alright?" - Cats
In bed farting, reading comics.
"Hold my glasses, hold my glasses!" - Me before I kick someone's ass
Roses are red, Snooki is preggers, But the only thing more sad, Are Team Followback beggars.
It's a beautiful day to not give a shit.
Just burped a raptor call.
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to have a penis often mistaken for fruit?
People who have funny tweets are on my good side.
Who need friends when you have twitter.
Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?
I can't wait for you to shut me up.