How to choose your underwear. pic.twitter.com/TZi9kJUuzA

I should just marry Rick Astley. He'll never give me up/let me down/run around/desert me/make me cry/say goodbye/tell a lie/hurt me.

No everyone, the soldiers did not give THERE lives, they gave THEIR lives. I think they at least deserve correct spelling and grammar.

My Blackberry bringz all da chavs 2 da yard & damn ryt, it freezes lots yeah damn ryt, it freezes lots, I'd fix it but it's outta charge :c.

When my boobs look good I really feel like I have my life together idek.

Whenever I feel sad I remember that there are billions of cells in my body and all they care about is me- I am made of my own fanclub.

90 DAYS UNTIL THE HOBBIT COMES OUT FUCK.

That moment of "...I really can't be bothered to shave the other leg..."

If I ever admit you mean something to me, feel fucking special, it doesn't happen often and it means a fuckload when it does.

"If she's too good for you, my god, don't leave her. Make an effort to be good enough instead."

Seriously though, I would love to be a burlesque dancer.

You know you're strange when you procrastinate about sleeping.

Cat, what are you doing? pic.twitter.com/jprpb3n6

Meet and my boyfriend!!!! Xxxxxx http://t.co/8YZDSl40

If this is real I will be so happy. LOOK AT IT'S LITTLE LEGS OMFG. http://t.co/6ZcpgIO0

Really don't feel like I have anyone I can properly talk to :/. #emotweet

I adore how Tolkien leaves little notes to his readers in the chapters.

People on Twitter care more about what you had for breakfast than your deep thoughts, especially if that's all you tweet. It's annoying.

I wish i was prettier. I really do. Like, it's one of the top 3 things I'd wish for. >.>

Everyone else seems to think it's gross but I wish I did too.. RT @catholicpussy: i wish i had this figure http://t.co/2Y12C6ly”