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Is there already a t-shirt with the phrase "pool players have more balls!" on it? And if not, why?
I really need a cheeseburger inside me right now.
National Treasure >>> The Da Vinci Code
Congrats to Dean Pelton. #oscars
FDR was not confined to a wheelchair due to polio, but in fact, had no legs, because he was a merman born in lake Michigan. #PresidentFacts
My valentine this year is my electric blanket. (this is not a sad tweet. I'm excited about this)
"grown men" talking about their kids little league is equal parts fascinating, pathetic, and terrifying. They take this really seriously.
Whenever you see me using lots of exclamation marks online, you should assume I'm freaking out á la Nic Cage's "how'd it get burned!"
So, some people actually like Britta?
If you utter the phrase "i lack the sobriety for this task" then it probably means you actually don't.
I spilled yogurt on my cardigan, and now I'll have to wash it, or it's gonna start smelling bad, but I just did laundry. #oldmanproblems
I don't normally get into politics on the Internet, but how about how that one guy said that thing. That was pretty ridiculous.
Hey. Dear guy who wrote "big dick bandit" on your shirt. You do know you basically guaranteed that no girl will talk to you tonight, right?