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the chicken nuggets
dull my pain
babies conceived while their mum was hanging upside down blindfolded with your dads tie from jc penneys and it was in the laundry room
darren potato wilson because his head actually looks like a fucking potato
do not prioritize men
My new goal in life is to become the martha Stewart of the trailer park
champagne is so great i love everything about it
my birth stopped all tornadoes from going through seneca. i saved your lives. you're welcome. love you
just the fact that she had her first kiss in a private room at her wedding speaks to me. yes, do not let them make a show of your chastity
1) chef boyardee is a scam 2) it looks like dog food and 3) if no one has eaten it in two years what makes you think they would now
proofreading controversial comments like 8 times because i may look like an extremist but i sure as hell am not gonna look stupid
lol an itty bitty piece of seashell is on my boob. lots of sand in my undergarments. i love the beach
"yeah can i get some newpie 100s, no not the soft pack"
sitting outside with a full face of makeup eating cheezits with two makeup brushes i feel like a MPDG
lies on the internet
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