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blind guy just told me that i "sounded gorgeous". highlight of my entire life
what the hell is everyone talking about
I'm convinced that Kelly Clarkson is actually me.
bummed the cleaning lady a cigarette i feel kinda dorky don't know why
How to Argue with Libertarians: just don't
Okay serious tweet my mom went back to the oncologist today and he said everything looked great so be happy!!!
how you talk so much with a mouth full of dick
let us review what being a courteous human being entails
Control your child and give them a bath
do guys sometimes get boners when they are angry serious question
I wish i could wear something other than nude lipstick so I could leave noticeable stains in my cigarette butts
"see i'll try anything once. like anal and indian food"
also the guy sitting across from me keeps trying to make convo and I don't want to be rude or anything but he's annoying :(
LETS SMOKE POT GUYS THE GOVERNMENT IS DOWN THE FORCE FIELD IS DOWN GO NOW