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Sell me fries, sell me sweet little fries - me at the counter of the local Fleetwood MacDonalds
God, grant me the serenity to RT the things I cannot tweet,
The courage to fav the things I like, And wisdom to know when 2 log off
the woods are so metal
Mountain Dew or Mountain Dew Not there is no Mountain Try
Darn it we are going to have to fuck our way out of this horse costume AGAIN
Seals are dogs crossed with penguins. Or wet cat snakes. Whichever. The point is: sharp teeth on a fast body with no legs. Seals!
guys i'm so excited i emailed email@example.com to ask them what its like to have the best email account in the world NO RESPONSE YET
its a vulva. every time i hear/ read "vagina" used to refer to the outside bits i'm going to call yr penis a "urethra" b4 steppin on it
menstruate so hard strangers are surprised to find themselves involved
WArning: LIZARDS IS REAL. REAL ANMAIL.
What's the word for baby squirrels? Pups? Squirrelins? Squibbles. Skrillex?? Squizzlers?! Anyway my dick & balls are covered in them
frogs googling "bugs how to find lots of bugs at night time delicious "
that thing when you touch your teeth and they are dry and it occurs to you that inside your face is a real live skull made of bones
Biden I am going grip your mane so hard when I ride u back into Narnia
Dropped off my Jabbapplication at the Pizza Hutt
What idiot named it twitter and not ok stupid
Freelance Ice Cream Cone http://bit.ly/1JdL9sX // Tambouriner, The Howling Hex // Museum Weirdo // DJ Yoga Pants
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