Does anyone else think protesting funerals should be added to the hate crimes category? I do.

I think our cats might have bonded while we were away. I missed them.  http://instagr.am/p/T_vRJyOIIM/ 

Also when I'm mayor of my tiny town trick or treat will always be on a weekend from 4-6. Safer, better, easier to see costumes.

@baltimoregal I wish I was in your hood! Yea, I guess dry ice is a thing.

My bit of wisdom for the world: responsible people spend their lives cleaning up after irresponsible people.

The husband is expecting me to have self control after he put yummy guacamole in front of me. this is not possible. (perfectly ripe avocado)

there is a cowbell app so that you can cheer for athletes in an geeky way. more cowbell!

http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2009/11/irinas_project_runway_shirt_kn.html how does irina not have to forfeit winning? #projectrunway

@joyunexpected ha! i didn't think so. 1997 is calling! let's all rush out and do it with them. rad.