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Look, all I'm saying is we should at least keep a list of everybody who sees the new Entourage movie.
A social media site but for people who think you want to hear about their exercise regimen.
Jeeves: Why does my municipal electric company advertise?
"YOUR CHILDREN ARE VERY BORING TO ME. PLEASE POST ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE." - very chill inner dialog I have every time I look at social media.
Sometimes I think I'd like to have kids but what if it turns out to have whatever Sloth on the Goonies had?
Fact: Whenever you see a white guy with dreadlocks talking to a white guy with a pony tail, they are always discussing Burning Man.
"She's a good girl, crazy about Alpo/ she's a good girl, she pee'd and she pooped." - me, to the tune of Free Falling sung at a dog I saw.
Today I saw a guy wearing a utilitykilt, a zelda t-shirt, a fedora, and a pony tail. It was so anti getting laid that it was punk as fuck.
Todd the Wet Sprocket would be a pretty good name for a Toad the Wet Sprocket cover band if your name was Todd.
Return of the Mack should be playing when you read my tweets.
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