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Look, all I'm saying is we should at least keep a list of everybody who sees the new Entourage movie.
A social media site but for people who think you want to hear about their exercise regimen.
Jeeves: Why does my municipal electric company advertise?
"YOUR CHILDREN ARE VERY BORING TO ME. PLEASE POST ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE." - very chill inner dialog I have every time I look at social media.
Sometimes I think I'd like to have kids but what if it turns out to have whatever Sloth on the Goonies had?
Fact: Whenever you see a white guy with dreadlocks talking to a white guy with a pony tail, they are always discussing Burning Man.
"She's a good girl, crazy about Alpo/ she's a good girl, she pee'd and she pooped." - me, to the tune of Free Falling sung at a dog I saw.
Today I saw a guy wearing a utilitykilt, a zelda t-shirt, a fedora, and a pony tail. It was so anti getting laid that it was punk as fuck.
Todd the Wet Sprocket would be a pretty good name for a Toad the Wet Sprocket cover band if your name was Todd.
Rick Steves keeps describing his new book "Europe Through the Back Door" as the karma sutra book of European travel.
Return of the Mack should be playing when you read my tweets.
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