Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
The worst part about Superbowl Sunday is getting the pets to keep their Jerseys on.
If I said I was about to get dressed for a wedding in the back of my car I would not be lying.
Remember Fairuza Balk?
I especially cherish compliments from attractive people
Confession: I'd love to be rich but the "sorry but I have to work" excuse plays an important role in my life.
If you say you don't watch what you eat, I don't believe you. If you say you eat healthy, I don't believe you either. I'm both these people.
People in antidepressant commercials seem so much taller than I am.
At the end of the day all we want is someone who'll listen to us obsess over our mile splits.
You can tell a lot about a girl by her handbags, like whether she's into handbags.