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Osama is chilling in Texas on the Bush's Ranch, probably enjoying a bowl full of coke.
#FunFact Hitler (who's 3rd Reich was funded by America) was also pronounced dead on.... you guessed it, May 1st.
Isn't that funny? To truly be happy, I must be heartless as well.
#RulesToGivingHead cradle the balls, stroke the pipe, work the shaft, swallow the gravy.
Pulled Pork Grilled Cheese >
Its crazy how many people say they care about you, but probably wouldn't know your funeral happened until a week later.
I don't have time for games that aren't challenging. Trust when I say I already have you figured out.
After the umpteenth failure, you have to face reality.
So I ask my dealer what he did for St. Patricks Day. With the straightest face, he goes, "That's not OUR holiday". Woke me the fuck up.
Plans trip to ______.
I'm mastering both sides of the force, like Darth Plagueis.