Kik, Clique, Kik, Klick, Kik, klik, kik, kik. Bunch of cunts.

My taint brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "it's smoother than yours", damn right it's smoother than yours, I wax, monkeyboy

Does "douchebag" even constitute an insult? What's wrong with "You sir, are a worthless cunt, spawn from a whore's syphilis ridden clunge"?

Oh boo hoo, cry me a vagina.

Quiet here tonight. Must all be 'kiking' back with each other. I remember when people just said what they had to say ON TWITTER *gasp*

Girls, if you're going to bitch about men with avi's of their abs (not saying you're wrong, they ARE fucktards), don't have a boob shot avi.

#ThingsISayToMuch You fucking illiterate fucks. Me, to people that create these trending topics. TOO. Tee double Oh. For fuck's sake. Cunts.

If you mean I'm an astute observer of people, their traits, the real meanings of their actions and am often right, then yes, I'm judgmental.

Soft penis, hard penis, little sword of pork. Growing penis, happy penis, stroke, stroke, stroke.

When I grow up I want to be Death.

I've forgotten how this shit works... Hold on, I'll get it in a minute... VAGINA!! Ah, it's coming back to me now. Cunts. (no pun)

*Puts on drama queen outfit* Oh. My. Cunts. People are now replacing favstar links with their Kik ID's in bio's. *waves finger* Oh hell no!

The best kind of silence is deathly.

Faces. I look down my timeline and I see faces. Some boobs but mostly faces. Are you being fucking ironic?

Vodka. Twitter is nothing without alchyhol. Tweetups work because there's alchyhol. Everyone's pretty with alchyhol. Except you're not. Ick.

Looking for people to unfollow / block, sooooo... Anyone here think Fox News is a real and trustworthy media?

Jesus fucking Christ this bread is so stale you could nail someone to it.

Dear Americans, if you feel you should be in charge of what you see or hear on tv, let the @fcc know that you choose freedom of choice.

The problem with saying something to people is they take it as the start of a conversation.

Apparently the lottery is a tax on the poor, they say. But it's optional says I. "False hope" they say; Yeah? So is believing in god! #GoUSA