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When a man has done what he considers to be his duty to his people & his country, he can rest in peace. - Nelson Mandela
You did just that.
yes I just tweeted a vote for the voice and lost what little twitter cred I might have earned, but dammit that James boy deserves to go on
if you are too lazy to move your finger an inch to utilize the turn indicator I hope the next time it rains your wipers don't work.
I walk the walk
but only if I cant drive there
ive been creeping around the house for an hour trying to not wake animals, but the jig is up. now I have to walk them & make breakfast
oh good. I'm not in London & i don't have a Union Jack tattoo.
that was a vivid & weird dream.
living in Houston is sometimes like living in a vagina.
its hot, moist & occasionally smells like fish
twitter is fun at 3:30AM, everyone is either drunk or an Aussie
or a drunk Aussie
for my costume I have a 5lb bag of sugar wearing a tutu in a swaddle around my neck.
I am ....
wait for it ....
A Sugar Daddy
FACT: The Candy Corn you eat today was made in 1954. There has been no new Candy Corn made almost 60 years.
“It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It’s called living. “ ~ Terry Pratchett
I really think I have exhausted my mind of all original thought