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think I'm gonna drive to the border & pick up a couple of those Mexican kids.
I really need a gardener & a maid.
the first person to put chili and cheese on french fries was a fuckin genius
I don't really understand why but I'm kinda excited about today's soccer match.
Even put the ol' stars n stripes out front
did ya ever do something so well ya knew no one had ever done it better than you just did?
like the way I just masticated that KitKat bar.
Happy mother's day. Thanks to all the moms for putting up with all the shit you do. Everyday.
I have asked myself this question many times What in heaven's name has happened to Tom Brady? http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/what-in-heaven-s-name-has-happened-to-tom-brady-204756685.html?soc_src=mediacontentstory … via @yahoosports
please stop infusing beer with various "rita" flavors. it embarrasses me as an American.