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sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to dis a brie
could we just have 1 episode of the voice without a fucking beyonce song. her music is awful.
I'm "a nice big belch is as satisfying as an orgasm" years old
Rick Perry indicted on abuse of power & coercion of a public servant.
I have never been more proud to be a Texan
maybe there is a God
think I'm gonna drive to the border & pick up a couple of those Mexican kids.
I really need a gardener & a maid.
the first person to put chili and cheese on french fries was a fuckin genius
I don't really understand why but I'm kinda excited about today's soccer match.
Even put the ol' stars n stripes out front
did ya ever do something so well ya knew no one had ever done it better than you just did?
like the way I just masticated that KitKat bar.
Happy mother's day. Thanks to all the moms for putting up with all the shit you do. Everyday.