@socialustgal13 i trophy what i wish i thought of and you are damn funny

thanks for all the love this weekend, nice to be remembered while in the woods

this the campsite view & the lake where I kayak ... need to find yourself?

spend a weekend in nature  http://via.me/-c95qvto 

gonna go kayak some more. I really wish someone would pay me to do this.

I don't really believe in god, but if she does exist she isn't a being. she just is.

So the next few tweets wont show until tomorrow when I'm back in civilization

kayaked to the middle of the lake & just got high, drank crown reserve & floated along.

I think I saw god there too.

in everything.

just returned from kayaking, I'm sunburned but in a marvelous place.

@xendancer @junk_boat dammit I followed him like 2 minutes before your tweet. does this mean I get fucked on the free pizza?

@tryped @bonafideintent I didn't even know pagers still existed

surely I'm not the only one that wants to kill myself every time that  http://freecreditscore.com  band pops up on tv

my french bulldog's breath smells like pussy.

apparently she is getting more action than I am.

holy shit. I just realized I forgot to get high tonight. that is messed up

if I were gay I would totally be a drug mule. why not feel good & make a buck at the same time?

random thought: I don't use the word random as much as I wish I did

today is #ChocolateChip Day. I can think of nothing funny about this. It is simply a very good day.

today is awesome, it's #DanceLikeAChicken Day! I'm headin' to the lobby to throw down some scratch the likes of which you have never seen

“You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.” ~ Winston Churchill

today is #FatigueSydrome day - coincidence that it falls on mother's day, I think not. I love my mom but she can be exhausting

besides mothers day it is also Limerick Day - so tell your mother you love her in a clever rhyme