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I had to borrow the wife's deodorant the other day & now I have a rash
female products are harsh, no wonder they're so bitchy all the time
cat throws up hairball
puppy swallows hairball whole
I die of disgust.
my my my music hits me so hard
makes me say oh my Lord
thank you for blessing me
w/ a mind to rhyme & 2 light feet
where my gold pants?
it's an exciting day here as today is the inaugural usage of the bacon bowl maker. I've been looking forward to this for some time now
a French dude just bought me a beer & a shot of whiskey
I like the French a lot more now
Adam Levine is the sexiest man alive? so JT sucked all the sexy up apparently
I'm not picking my nose, the inside of my nostril really does itch
I think I need new ink. that would help
who wants to go get a tatt
I feel so bitchy tonight
someone cheer me up
I put Twitter as a hobby on a form the other day.
It is a hobby, right?
I just saw someone using an aol email address
I must have gone through a portal to a time long long ago
if you are one of those people that hate Putin
well then you shouldn't eat so much broccoli
“The problem w/ people who have no vices is that you can be pretty sure they’re going to have some pretty annoying virtues.” ~ Liz Taylor
had to reboot the phone, at least I can see you all again now