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xanax & cupcakes for everyone!!!
I just saw John Lovitz being slapped by a shark that was lying on him on the beach
I don't know what I should do now
4-6 times a day for 7 years the cat actually thinks he is going on the dog walk
that's a lot of disappointment
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to dis a brie
could we just have 1 episode of the voice without a fucking beyonce song. her music is awful.
I'm "a nice big belch is as satisfying as an orgasm" years old
Rick Perry indicted on abuse of power & coercion of a public servant.
I have never been more proud to be a Texan
maybe there is a God
think I'm gonna drive to the border & pick up a couple of those Mexican kids.
I really need a gardener & a maid.
my puppies are way cuter than your baby
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