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"Are you ready to learn about your world & enrich your mind? LOL JK HERE'S AUCTION KINGS!!" ~Discovery Channel
Had this newborn for 3 weeks now and haven't even gotten a Hello World to work yet.
I still remember being disappointed after learning that "Spaceballs the Flamethrower" wasn't a real thing.
Jake Gyllenhaal once broke the speed limit in his Toyota Corolla. #gyllenhaalmyths
Drink enough Nyquil and the fabled Green Dragon will visit & leave you a gift (thick drool leading from mouth to floor)!
Skinny Girl Margarita: It's two coping mechanisms for self esteem issues all in one bottle!
It's amazing how special effects can hide the wrinkles Katherine Heigl gets from screaming at orphans night after night.
Hooray, Private Practice is being cancelled! Thanks, Obamacare!!!
"OMG Jake, someone pooped on the carpet in the middle of the night! Do you think it was burglars??" ~my dog this morning
I wish they made skateboard repellent.
IPV6 will have taken hold when that 127.0.0.1 joke becomes ::1 #vslive
The Olympics: An event everyone talks about but in which very few actually participate. Like voting, or flossing.
If Facebook needs cash, I bet someone would pay a couple million for Instagram. Maybe even 10M.
Looks like broccoli will be a trending topic today. Tomorrow, asparagus. The next day, smelly urine.
Web developer, cynic, and all-around geek. Chris Brown to spam accounts.