Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
"Are you ready to learn about your world & enrich your mind? LOL JK HERE'S AUCTION KINGS!!" ~Discovery Channel
I still remember being disappointed after learning that "Spaceballs the Flamethrower" wasn't a real thing.
Jake Gyllenhaal once broke the speed limit in his Toyota Corolla. #gyllenhaalmyths
Drink enough Nyquil and the fabled Green Dragon will visit & leave you a gift (thick drool leading from mouth to floor)!
Hooray, Private Practice is being cancelled! Thanks, Obamacare!!!
"OMG Jake, someone pooped on the carpet in the middle of the night! Do you think it was burglars??" ~my dog this morning
I wish they made skateboard repellent.
IPV6 will have taken hold when that 127.0.0.1 joke becomes ::1 #vslive
The Olympics: An event everyone talks about but in which very few actually participate. Like voting, or flossing.
If Facebook needs cash, I bet someone would pay a couple million for Instagram. Maybe even 10M.
Had this newborn for 3 weeks now and haven't even gotten a Hello World to work yet.
Looks like broccoli will be a trending topic today. Tomorrow, asparagus. The next day, smelly urine.
If there were fewer media outlets based in the Northeast, their weather wouldn't be the rest of the country's news so much.
There is NOT a deranged sociopath with a knife standing behind you. LOL JK! #AprilFools #stabby
The iPad Retina Display: Made from the extracted retinas of thousands of blinded Foxconn workers.
Web developer, cynic, and all-around geek. Chris Brown to spam accounts.