@daydreamerjoy @chasepino I wouldn't put my dick let alone an eggplant up either of their assholes. 

"@chasepino: “@kelseykruk: #ChileyPino @chasepino You'd have some cute kids..... =/” [hahahahha I'm laughing]" [leave the poor girls alone]

Ok. We can stop with these "that awkward moment when...". Everything is awkward, I get it.

@jessipeters in town I see 😍

@garretallen did you ever see that triangle watch Chase used to wear? 

So I bought @chasepino a flight to vegas. He's in the air.

"@chasepino: @jessamazzing Ok. Well I go out on Thurs w @mrasner. He'll want to meet you."[yeah, come out with us. Chocolate whipped vodka.]

@chasepino @garretallen http://yfrog.com/h4nthfgj

Yup (@ Smashboxx w/ @scottmwolf @chasepino @eddieboom) http://4sq.com/gsCoMD

I just unlocked the "Adventurer" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/eXOGD7

Go Coyotes! (@ Jobing.com Arena w/ 40 others) http://4sq.com/e13k65

I'm at RnR Restaurant and Bar w/ @eddieboom http://4sq.com/eoPrIE

@chasepino 2 McDoobles and a medium fry. I don't even care one bit.

I'm at RnR Restaurant and Bar w/ @eddieboom http://4sq.com/htk3wI

@chasepino wanna go out?

@chasepino do you wanna get drunk tonight?

“@chasepino: @eddieboom hahaha me too, I was lost.” [probably because your last drink i made you was 80% vodka...]

@chasepino http://yfrog.com/n1qjej

@chasepino and I have way too much food... http://tweetphoto.com/27883515