Ice cream for breakfast. Cereal for dinner. All those dreams we had as children eventually become symptoms of clinical depression in adults.

Wow. Katie Noonan tears Campbell Newman apart after he apparently talked through her entire set and didn't clap once. http://t.co/6mbkb6jF

Dear Man on Bus with Louis Vuitton Logo Tattooed on Arm. We all make mistakes. But yours is worse than any of ours. Far worse.

So everyone knows, this incredible picture of Hurricane #Sandy doing the rounds is apparently fake. (via @bondnickbond) pic.twitter.com/bl2PnwFZ

You don't pick a fight with Cate Blanchett. You just don't. The woman has no pores. She is the next stage of evolution and will destroy you.

Following Campbell Newman's dumping of the Premier's Literary Awards, please enjoy this crossword clue from the Age. http://t.co/FrwqGWaU

If you’re confused by the difference between cage/barn-laid/free-range/organic eggs, here’s a handy guide. pic.twitter.com/dm5I1eGf

If you're old school Labor and want to know why Gen Y progressives are abandoning the ALP, here's me in the Fin Review. http://t.co/4jFGhwxd

If you ever forget the difference between the Herald Sun and The Age, refer to this. (via @beneltham/@jason_chatfield) http://t.co/th7Hwb3M

Marieke Hardy on why she loathes the existence of today's Good Weekend profile on Lara Bingle. Unmissable and scathing.  http://mariekehardy.com/blog/post/bingle-bells/ …

ABC employee Jill Meagher is still missing. Melbourne women: police want to know about your scary near-misses around Brunswick. 1800 333 000

That your program is a piece of shit. RT @todaytonight Pauline Hanson goes undercover in Asia. What's she out to prove? http://t.co/IRdDvIGS

Link to blistering SMH editorial on asylum seekers:  http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/editorial/cynicism-mars-the-debate-on-refugees-20121124-29zhm.html …

Once again, Leigh Sales wins the internet today. You may all rest. http://t.co/BMDZWFWV

Nation-wide group hug for @matthew_mitcham. Still a goddamned hero.

“If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em.” — John Waters

My friend Clare: "Voting for Tony Abbott because you don't like Julia Gillard is like eating shit because you hate spinach."

Oh my god, Penny Wong's daughter has grown up, become astonishingly beautiful and travelled back in time just to ask that question. #qanda

At 14, my sister @ms_michellelaw sat down and compiled the Pros and Cons of Menstruation. It was rather graphic. pic.twitter.com/OTZovHHp

Say what you will about China’s human rights record, but if this was Beijing, Kate Bush and David Bowie would have been MADE to perform.