Lets cut to the part where Michelle comes on stage wearing American designer fashions

and the oscar for best eating disorder at an awards show goes to.....

my boyfriend is going to be mad at me for accidentally putting comme des garcons novelty socks in the dryer

waking up to new paris fashion is like gay xmas morning. except i'm a jew so i guess its like gay 8 days of hanukkah

i tripped on the runway, i mean sidewalk

Everybody's common sense needs to be turned up to another notch

Can we get a dance remix of Anne Hathaway singing I Dreamed A Dream

Does anyone else think the Obama campaign could be using BEYONCE more effectively??

It's weird how the model keeps disappearing in the bathroom

But what about Carla Bruni???

RuPaul is the Michelle Obama of drag

why is penelope cruz dressed as jackie bouvier?

Claire Courtin-Clarins. that's all

2 glasses of champagne on an empty stomach = uh oh

who doesn't love a tweaked out rapper with a messiah complex spending any amount of money to buy himself fashion credibility

i want the four hours of my life back that i invested in watching the kim kardashian wedding special

emotionally terrorized by people wearing flip-flops today

put your tank tops away, its october

kanye west should be a designer about as much as coco chanel should be a rapper

remember when linda turned herself into a waif model. she was like i can be a waif too just watch me