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This country went to hell when kids stopped wearin' those propeller hats. Let's put some damn propeller hats on these nasty ass kids.
Don't call 'em soft pretzels you don't know what they've been through.
A good prank would be putting a fake spider in your friend's shower then right before he sees it you just punch him in the face
Whoever Granny Smith was she was good as shit at apples. They don't name apples after people unless they were good as shit at apples.
Shout out to parallelograms, you lazy-ass rectangles.
Shout out to all those "special episodes" of comedies where all of a sudden serious shit happens.
Sad to announce I'm stepping down as Treasurer of the Aryan Brotherhood's Las Vegas chapter.
If I wanted to see old men hug that long I woulda watched Cocoon.
I call on Walmart to continue selling the Confederate flag in 2-ply, extra-soft rolls.
Why do football players only dance when good shit happens? Just once I wanna see a QB throw an interception & do a sad, interpretive dance.
It's crazy nobody's taken pictures of babies dressed like fruit and vegetables and put it on a calendar. People would love that shit.
Shout out to the Olsen twins, Mary-Pat and Astro or whatever.
"The Wallace Show" (formerly Cosby Show) Episode 71 - Theo eats the last piece of cake late at night. George doesn't rape anybody.
Shout out to royal babies. I'm so sick of all these peasant babies everywhere. If your baby ain't royal get that shit outta my face.
Babies are straight up killin' it in the shittin' themselves game
Shout out to all the white folks out there playin' Ultimate Frisbee just havin' a ball. Good for you!
The Official George Wallace Twitter. Trying to serve it up with hot sauce for you. God bless.
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