No one loves me so working on a scholarship essay.

I feel like I'm shaking but I know I'm not.

I was going to quote I Just Wanna Run but then I think people would think that I wanted to exercise. lol, NO.

I'm so tired of feeling like this.

I can't feel my fingers again.

.@carriesmifferz gives up on humanity because midgets dance.

"@whattheffacts
You see yourselves 5 times more attractive in the mirror than you really are, thanks to your brain." Well, that sucks.

They're talking about sex. I'm going to throw up my childhood.

If this little bitch took my last piece of swiss cheese... >.>

Bring him his phone, you little shit. His yelling is interrupting Pierce the Veil.

Does someone want to come and get my Mountain Dew for me? It's upstairs. No? Okay, I'll dehydrate.

#SometimesIWonder if I'll ever make anything out of my life.

Dear @dickc @ev, @nicktirrell should be verified. He's cute and everyone loves to pretend to be a cute dude.

@shenanagains69! @shewantyourdick
If you're an asshole, she wants the D.

@bonercount Lightning bolt is badass, do it.

@roseiizza "@veryrudetweets: Rape...one problem a Ginger will never have to worry about."

Such a horny bunch of bastards, you all are. It's quite amusing.

100 followers? Fucking sweet!

After reading @as_kids tweets, I wanna invent a time machine and be five again.

@angee1011 HI GEORGE!