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Scars are like free tattoos.
My job is mostly texting, tweeting, blogging, phone calls. I'm basically a professional teenager.
How about a real simple app where you put in your couple symptoms or whatever and it just tells you yes or no if you are dying?
The older I get, the less I feel immortal.
Four hunky firemen sitting outside in the sun at cafe. One jumps up to open the door for lady with a baby. ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW.
Teenage girls! If you use your cell phone in the gym sauna it will fuse to your face and BOYS WILL NEVER LIKE YOU.
Proud of the way my son and I screamed our way to eventual success dealing with a spider nearly as big as my fist.
My pets and I are feigning indifference but we're all thinking the same thing: if it gets hot/bad enough, would we eat each other?
OH: "I'm going to Friend him," she whispered, using a noun like a verb and a verb like a weapon.
Writerly science-lovin' maker of @hiCraftmonkey & @InstaChimp. Web Weaver @MailChimp. Lover of curious objects, strong coffee & cocktails.