RT @imaginaryreview: Years ago George Lucas ate a sandwich. To this day he's still throwing pepper and mayo down his throat to 'improve' it.

Legalize marijuana. Tax it. And use that money to fund anti-meth efforts. Done.

@unfamous Nah, they play Taps.

Mmm, Tim Hortons. It's so technically food.

@tomsegura Great set last night! So glad I bought your album!

@jofabucket Observation: hey look, Lachlin just posted something!

Boo @pmharper. Worst PM in my life. And yours too, I bet... unless you're rich or oblivious.

Obama won. Your move, Mr Nugent.

Nooseradio. #depressingsitcoms

Had an incredible time seeing @duncantrussell last night! Incredible show, incredible dude! http://t.co/kKww8zcJ

@joerogan In a perfect world, @redban would forgive @duncantrussell and they would host hot tub parties together.

@imaginaryreview "I disagree."

@gregg_mc Haven't you always wanted a monKEY?

@gregg_mc Do it, man. I laugh at your tweets, even though it may seem like heckling. =)

@gregg_mc Beware of sudden strong gusts of wind, potentially caused by amplifier volume.

@joerogan Suggestion for a new Alpha Brain marketing campaign: every bottle contains one surprise capsule that's loaded with a psychedelic.

@gregg_mc Sounds like boat envy.

@gregg_mc "Talking"?

Dr Insanelove (or How I Learned to Start Worrying and Hate Obama) #teapartymovietitles

They rubbed chests against one other, for they might have lost both arms, but no one could amputate their love. #lastlinesofbadromancenovels