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New invention: Powdered water. Just add water!
New invention: TV Power Detector. Check to see if your TV is on or off with the touch of a button!
If I were Santa Claus, some of y'all wouldn't get a damn thing. Merry Christmas!
Disney and Knott's should merge. I'd call them Dis-Knott's.
Conspir-Izzy Theory #7 - Tyler Perry is Madea in drag, not the other way around.
I do what I do because I do what I want.