Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
If your boobs hang down & nipples point down to the ground WEAR A BRA!!!
Headed home to put up Halloween decorations. To quote Tim Williams, I'm a leader not a follower.
Thinking of organizing a telethon for stupid people. We must find a cure!
May the 4th be with you isn't going to get old today at all.
I have a sneaky suspension that all the young rednecks standing in line at the pharmacy are all getting STD med refills. I could be wrong.
My road rage is at a red level today. I don't understand why we can't run people off the road. Isn't that what insurance is for?
My Saturday night is getting out of control. I'm thinking about doing my taxes. Maybe watch 48 Hours. This girl knows how to party.
I'm ready for fall now.
Does anyone know if I have to have a license to fly a plane? Also, can somehow teach me to fly by Thursday? I HAVE to get to Dallas.
Holy hot balls, I'm sweating like a fat girl.
Someone please tell the people on The List to lay off the tanning. They are the same color as Doritos.
Church whore. Honky Tonker, Professional eater. Heisman Trophy winner. Rocket Scientist. Devoted Sweating to the Oldies enthusiast.