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Swear I'll pay extra to avoid tacking that hideous new Texas license plate onto my car. Backup plan: move to Chicago.
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Stay tuned for tomorrow's installment of Hi, I Have No Shame, in which I twitpic the floor of my closet.
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You'll either be impressed or afraid to know that I sometimes stay up nights fretting over Twitter typos that I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO EDIT.
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Oh, YAY. She just met a guy with a mullet that matches hers perfectly. He's The One, Kristy McNichol. LISTEN TO YOUR HEART.
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Fun with dermatology: my face is now a lovely shade of splotch. See also: shiny. Shiny, angry splotch.
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The first-grader just corrected me when I sang the wrong line to a Wilco song. And then KABLOOIE I EXPLODED WITH PRIDE.
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"WHO DAT!"
Fearsome when roared by drunken victors. Flaccid when analyzed by anyone who values logic.
Fearsome when roared by drunken victors. Flaccid when analyzed by anyone who values logic.
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With dry mouth, a heavy head and no bra, I awaken in a lavender room, clutching various stuffed animals. #springbreak2010 #amygonewild
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Q: I wonder if "Hurt Locker" is available from On Demand?
A: Now that I know that "Huge Black Meat Addiction #7" IS, do I care?
A: Now that I know that "Huge Black Meat Addiction #7" IS, do I care?
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In Like a Lion; Out Like a Lamb: An Exploration of Sexually Charged Double Entendres from The Farmer's Almanac.
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A packet of desiccated chives in the fridge reminds me that even though my mother-in-law's not in my house, she's still in. my. house.
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Eyeroll? Eye roll? One is meant to express exasperation. The other is, I suppose, a type of sushi.
#thingtoponder #mmmsushi
#thingtoponder #mmmsushi
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Q: ZOMG WHAT IS THAT NOISE?
A: Oops: sorry, Mom. It's my time bomb. I'll turn it off.
#lifewithasevenyearold
A: Oops: sorry, Mom. It's my time bomb. I'll turn it off.
#lifewithasevenyearold
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I deleted five iPhone apps, and rearranged the remaining 155 until my index finger started cramping.
What have YOU accomplished today?
What have YOU accomplished today?
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My bags are packed, and I believe I'm showing remarkable restraint by not making an Amy-shaped hole in the front door.
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