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l get some weird and wonderful emails. Ones that include the word "wellness" really boil my piss for some reason.
Another purler on that FB thread about Prince Harry "he seams to have no hairs and Gracie's "
*puts head in hands*
Anyway. l'm proud to be a heathen. And a fornicator.
Given the chance....
l've just had an email offering me a "free pregnancy welcome pack."
Has anyone seen three wise men & a camel heading for Wakefield?
l'm genuinely sick to the back teeth of prissy arseholes taking umbrage about nowt. lt's 2016, not 1916. Get a fucking grip, love.
That guy on the hoover advert who says "40 minutes is enough to vacuum your home twice over" obviously doesn't have house rabbits....
Just seen on FB:
"l've cried all night cos Peggy's gunna die!"
lt's Eastenders, love. Get a grip, FFS.
l'm watching A Place in the Sun. This couple are adamant that they don't want a property that's overlooked.
l'm thinking alfresco shagging.
l'm watching Mary Beard. "And you can tell it's Roman because of all these winged willies."
l wish my history teacher had been like her!
White witch, red of hair & green of eye. Caster of spells, waver of wands. Sweary, ranty & opinionated. Nefelibata. Touched by the hand of Goth.
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