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Just done a quiz. Apparently the song that best represents me is Could it Be Magic by Barry Manilow.
*opens a vein*
Twitter is suggesting some right twats for me to follow today. Two of whom l wouldn't piss on if they were on fire.
Just had an email. "Get tickets to Craig David".
l've put a doubled up throw on my bed, folded again at the bottom so my feet are warm.
l bet l wake up sweating like a fat lass in Greggs.
Yodel delivery driver leaves package in the most unhelpful place http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/21/yodel-delivery-driver-leaves-package-in-the-most-unhelpful-place-5517887/ … via @metrouk
Apparently l can do the splits. l didn't know that til l slipped on the decking. :/
Having some buttered toast before l go to bed. Cos l can't take my meds on an empty stomach.
That's my story & l'm sticking to it :D
l've just seen somebody on FB say they've just used hand sanitizer by mistake instead of lube and their "bell end's killing".
Oh, Christ on a bike. "Daniel O'Donnell, the Hank Williams Songbook!"
Letters: We will remember them – and cut their benefits http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/letters-we-will-remember-them-and-cut-their-benefits-a6720031.html …
White witch, red of hair & green of eye. Caster of spells, waver of wands. Sweary, ranty & opinionated. Nefelibata. Touched by the hand of Goth.
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