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Finding your own happiness is hard when you know it's going to hurt a lot of people.
You don't pick love.
Love picks you.
You forgot to take these lies you whispered into my soul with you.
I really hate the voice of reason.
She's a bitch and ruins everything.
You know what's hot??
Making love when you're in love.
Be my last everything.
Don't confuse me with who you are.
Beautiful words come from a beautiful soul.
Who cares what you use Twitter for as long as you're not a dick.
I signed up for Twitter to laugh.
Being hit on was the bonus feature.
Last night my Hubby was talking about how he "let" me Twitter.
And then we laughed and laughed.
Oh, wait, I laughed and laughed....
Whoever told you that you were special lied.
Get over yourself.
So it's not appropriate to use the word fuck in a business email?
Being a grown up is so hard.
Go on....retweet me like the little bitch you know I am.
What are you waiting for?
Give me your words that no one else sees, the ones that are only meant for me.
I remember when you asked to see my boobs and I said no.
You don't talk to me anymore.
As we get older we are supposed to be better at self control and patience.
I suck ass at both.
My kids are stumped when they reach for a plate and it's not paper.
Like you don't know what I'm talking about.
What a woman really wants for Valentine's Day, can't be bought.
I'm just a girl
With her phone
Waiting for you
To tweet her
Married. I don't DM. All messages go to Husbands email. Have a fucking great day!!