I feel so badly when I see pictures of an ugly child. Poor kid. It's not the kid's fault! But still. Poor kid.

@that_biz Do you still have out of state plates? He probably thinks you're NJ thugs that are UP TO SOMETHING.

It would appear that Eriana figured out how to open new packages of baby wipes. http://t.co/7O8EKzwa

In the interest of full disclosure, I feel I should tell you that I tortured my child into hysterics tonight with the NoseFrida.

@sophiebiblio That IS especially awesome. Good kid. SMARTY PANTS good kid. :)

@sophiebiblio OH! My favorite book ever. Since first grade. I will be so excited when I can read it with Eriana someday!

OH: "Harry Potter didn't exist yet in this time I'm talking about. That's how long ago it was."

My grandfather was moved out of ICU yesterday and is going home tomorrow. So. Miracles happen. Thanks for your prayers! #papawatch

You know what would be awesome if we get to move into the country? Building Eriana a playhouse that looks like Hagrid’s hut. #plan

Papa’s off of bypass! They’re closing him up then the doc will come talk to my mom and her brothers. #papawatch

I just brewed a whole cup of coffee without a mug underneath. So. This is gonna be a good day.

Child just requested to watch Harry Potter. My work here is done. *brushes off hands* #fb

Ladylike. (She said, "Mama! Glasses, nose", and then giggled maniacally.)  http://instagr.am/p/VZPe3wG1ej/ 

I always get REALLY mad at Hagrid for not taking the blame for the dragon situation. Pisses me off. #HPatSS.

Ten years ago today my beloved grandmother, Nanny, passed away. She was equally stern and full of spirit, and such a great lady. #fb

This (fake) smile is my favorite in the world.  http://instagr.am/p/U-MVXDm1aI/ 

And UNFOLLOW @whole9life. So discouraging of you. Good job selling books by SHAMING someone who is doing something great.

In an effort to stop raising my voice at E I’ve started “checking” her ears to make sure they’re turned on. I make sound effects. #momlife

Three years ago today I left Japan to run away from heartbreak and attempt a new beginning. I’m not healed, but I’m happy.

Guy I worked for at Yokota posted on fb that he and his wife are planning a "vowel renewal." A-E-I-O-U? ...Will they include Y? #catty