@jaclaurita you should drink more love

@iamscottciccone where are you putting them?

@iamscottciccone you will piss all night after that!

@kuntyewest I thought Khloe was male? #confused

@iamscottciccone happy birthday love

#bbbots Julie reminds me of Lizzie Birdsworth facially.

@iamscottciccone like farts

#silentwitness is so bloody confusing especially when you're playing on twitter

Up and kind of awake. Busy day but all I wanna do is sleep then pub.

@iamscottciccone I smell like heaven too

@mrssosbourne is she mates with Dannii?

Just had my passport photos taken up Tesco. Yikes. I've scared me sen.

I don't really have any M posters. Would like the Dear Jessie one above my bed or TB or M album cover in the lounge. I collect her vinyl.

#corrie Cindy Beale still dreadful

@iamscottciccone absobloodylutely had a gut full.

#15kidsandcounting bloody hell. If they can't get the tents up the could sleep under the mothers eyelid skin. Looks like massive bread bins.

@iamscottciccone I would rather you blamed me than the drink. Never blame the drink!

@iamscottciccone at this point I would have a 'holding' snack. I've created a snack between snacks. #genius #professor

@iamscottciccone sen = self

@iamscottciccone I prefer to glug