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You know twitter sucks when your fiance's only follower is a #pornstar
Weirdest part of playing basketball with the family was the kids yelling "Mom's a ho!" and "Now Mom's a hor!"
Cat's trying to fuck the dog again. This is a crazy world.
Just posted my first food photo on instagram. Related: this is my suicide note.
Apparently getting naked and crawling on Santa's lap saying " I've been a bad, bad girl" is not appropriate behavior at the mall. Who knew?
Twitter scares me. #idontlikechange