I'll never fake an orgasm.You'll stay down there until you get it right.

My mouth sometimes gets me into trouble...like when it accidentally slips down the wrong dick....

I don't like to be held after sex. Just wipe me down,take my knickers out of my mouth and fuckin leave.

I mouth 'help me' at passers by when I'm a passanger in a car

everytime your star one of my tweets I have a tiny little orgasm...

I think 'and by the power of grey skull' should be added to marriage vows. Imagine

If your bio has the word 'diva' in it you deserve a cunt punch.

When I'm hesitant about starring a tweet I imagine you all doing puppy eyes...then I star. Stupid puppy eyes!

You can cum on my face if I can cum on yours

Woman really do fantasize about a dick banging the back of their throat.Even your MOTHER.

when i'm eating a banana I have to constantly remind myself it is NOT a dick.

Y'know that noise she makes when you ease it in? Yeah, thats the noise i make when I star you...

When I say I want a 'hug' I mean, bend me over and pound me into next week

If you star my stuff it means we are boyfriend & girlfriend... or scissors sisters

I'd really like that bag of dicks now...

<-------- will accept oral sex in exchange for trophys

Your wife would look great on my face

Yes I do kiss my mother with this mouth...oh, and I go down on your mother with it...

Got slammed hard the other night now I can't stop peeing

gail + red wine = slooooopy blow job