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Improvised Shakespeare + jay z and kanye references = that shit merr-ay!
I put my coat on the back of the chair, so the chair doesn't get cold.
Let's go back to the 90s and ask eachother if we were going to the DMB concert tonight.
Direct quote from guy next to me on some philosopher "it's so mindblowingly, mindblowing." deep bro, deep. #followyourdreams
English classes should start teaching how to effectively use 140 characters rather than 1200 words.
Sopa and pipa sound like fairy tale character names and less like horrible fascism if you say them in a British accent
Took the entire #superbaby run to come up with it, but my rapper name is hennesy williams.
Should I feel guilty whipping out my iPhone in a goodwill? #suburbkidproblems