If you can make a woman laugh,you are almost there.If you are almost there and she laughs,that's a different story!

Moral of the story; moderation and pseudo-frugality save the day.

This incessant urge to air our lives in the interwebs could be misguided.

You can't tell if the ceiling's rising or if the floor's falling out.

"@eli_kiboma: #LiesKenyansTell on facebook '...went to allience high school'" Laame!

See the harried mother,the grumpy
old man, and the rambunctious children for the complex human beings they are?

Woman has a wicked sense of humour! Sardonic :)

The Beyoncé worshipping has gotten out of control.

Your ignorance is treason!

#np The Who_Baba O'riley

@koficake Ahoy,fabric magician.

The loss of a brilliant mind is a great loss.Our country is the poorer for it.

I can only say these things to you while you're sleeping.I lie awake and pretend you can hear me.

This is going to need bucket loads of patience.

Dear herd,please be aware that there are too many coincidences to count as random incidents.

The fact is that only a monopoly can afford to be inefficient and remain profitable.

"@love_shunt: Does the abyss look deeper to you today?"

The great gorgeous emptiness awaits.

@1frigginick And yet some call it a heavy
hearted plea to peruse through a restraining order!

@1frigginick You have a taste for leering huh?