I've decided my spit must have a neurotoxin that causes frontal lobe damage in men leading to an eventually violent psychosis...

only I would find the one straight man in texas who isn't satisfied with no strings attached sex.starting to think he bleeds monthly

Apparently according to the police, there is a thin line between rough sex and abuse... the neighbors thought I was being murdered...

There is no better birth control than a Walmart on Sunday.

The depths of my sexual perversion never ceases to amaze or arouse me.

Everytime you guys star me, I add another orgasm to my lists of things to do.So basically, I've been in a really good mood lately.Thanks<3

You inspire me...to be a dirty little whore.I love that about you.Knowing your as sick as me makes my pussy ache for your abuse.make me beg

I'd like to take a moment to thank all my new and old followers for giving me ample motivation to stay in bed and fuck myself all day.

We are all put here with unique skill sets and talents. It just so happens mine are sin, debauchery, and violence. I fucking love it.

Baby, I'm begging you. Let me taste you please. Choke me while you fuck my pussy, and let me suck you clean . (happy now grammar nazis lol)

As a child I always secretly wanted the villains. As an adult, my dating history doesn't surprise me in the least.

I want to fuck you all... I mean thank.. shit, let me start over... where was I going with this again?

To all the women now dating my exes. You are welcome, they got those moves from me ;-)

It's drama like this that makes me wish I were a lesbian... but then I remember the only pussy I like to taste is my own...

Here's a thought: shut up and lick my pussy while I smoke this blunt.

Let me be your Bonnie, & you can be my Clyde. Now shut the fuck up and stick you dick in this ride. (as romantic as I am ever going to get)

mom: you're a cougar me:I'm not a cougar i'm a cougar cub. I'm still shy 10 years and a failed marriage

It's one of those nights where I want to bust out the whiskey, blast mo-town & take my time reminding you exactly how much I enjoy you.

I crave your hands around my throat. the names you whisper in my ear. the throb of your cock when you mark me as yours. fuck me, I'm yours

The next motherfucker who tries to tell me he loves me is getting stabbed.