#thingsidowhenigetbored pick up my cell phone and check it 70 times even tho I know I have no messages

More frustrated then a T-rex trying to do a push up

When I get a headache, I take 2 asprin, and keep away from children, just like the bottle says.

Thank god the #bruins won pulled that win out out asses!! #Nhlplayoffs

Confucius say: man who sticks dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts

Procrastination is just like masturbation,its all fun and games till u realize u just fucked yourself

Give me everything tonight... Except an std that shit u can keep

**nails coffin shut from the inside & sings old negro hym** RT @mactalian #FailedTwitcon =====> @sloppyhead

Lmao RT @mactalian She gotta light skin twitcon lookin like Michael Jackson, she gotta dark skin twitcon lookin like Michael Jackson...

Don't speak a lick of spanish but i'm gettin Cinco de Mayo wasted today

I'm pissed at the ignorant women of color focusing on #GabbyDouglas hair she is the 1st AA woman to win all the around title #congrats Gabby

I just died “@daddy_jack: Female truck drivers probably have really tight, smelly vaginas. I can't prove this, but it sounds about right.”

At work son of a bitch

New Orleans is the #shit pic.twitter.com/FvyyVSlCSR

Living that #Boojie life lol I luv being the token black girl pic.twitter.com/17Y2tjVL

My Saturday night in watching #Ravens vs #Broncos .... pic.twitter.com/QxgFZZ42

It's a Friday night and no #freakum dress Instead going home ordering a pizza hair in a bun yoga pants and #TV til I #pacquiao aka #knockout

😲 lmao “@anitram_86: Who gave dude from roots a gun? RT @mactalian: Gotta be the most gangsta twitcon ever tho ===> @longstrokinginu”

HAPPY HUMP DAY http://t.co/nBWcpnkD

Listening to @z100newyork on my #iheartradio to get me thru Tuesday