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#thingsidowhenigetbored pick up my cell phone and check it 70 times even tho I know I have no messages
More frustrated then a T-rex trying to do a push up
When I get a headache, I take 2 asprin, and keep away from children, just like the bottle says.
Confucius say: man who sticks dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts
Procrastination is just like masturbation,its all fun and games till u realize u just fucked yourself
Give me everything tonight... Except an std that shit u can keep
Don't speak a lick of spanish but i'm gettin Cinco de Mayo wasted today
I'm pissed at the ignorant women of color focusing on #GabbyDouglas hair she is the 1st AA woman to win all the around title #congrats Gabby
At work son of a bitch
I live in the whitest town ever and i fit in LIKE A GLOVE its not boojie baby its called educated