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Signs of age: when someone says they were born in 1990 and you don't believe them because they appear to be an adult.
Excellent piece by @sineadgleeson about buying toys for girls in the face of pinkification: http://www.herald.ie/lifestyle/why-do-girls-toys-have-to-be-so-pink-this-christmas-3316601.html …
The baby has fallen asleep on me, forcing me to sit in the encroaching gloom as I can't reach the light. Truly I have become an Irish mammy.
*dons ironic deely boppers* *eyes self* *removes deely boppers* *sighs*
I have positioned the baby so he can watch the man fixing the oven. I am hoping he will thus Learn A Trade and Become Independent.
I have just frightened away a Fine Gael canvasser by waving a fearsome baby at them.
I have just sent an email to Boots complaining about them changing the texture of their foam earplugs. HELP ME I HAVE BECOME OLD & CROTCHETY
Trying to figure out if "we wear clothes at home" is a hill I want to die on.
I seem to have gone from being slightly apathetic about #aras11 to REALLY FERVENTLY NOT WANTING SEAN GALLAGHER TO WIN.
The baby has awoken, farting with rage at our terrible national defeat.
Professional explainer of things, occasional musician, full-time procrastinator, awful menace.