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New band name: Bath Salt Cannibals. #toosoon?
Congress can’t even fix loud commercials - not sure they should be legislating content distribution.
With 60% of precincts reporting, medical marijuana looks to be approved in MA. Coincidently, Wendy's announces 200 store expansion there.
“SEND ME A BILL THAT INCREASES THE NUMBER OF DUNKIN DONUTS MUNCHKIN FLAVORS AND I WILL SIGN IT TOMORROW.” #potus #sotu
Don’t forget to put down “Irene hysteria and prep” on your timesheets for last week.
Academy members might wanna go check their cars. #banksy #oscars
Why can’t M. Night just direct a nice romantic comedy with Jennifer Aniston.
All the jailed Chinese bloggers are missing an amazing opening.
“We need someone to run our Facebook and Twitter” > translation > “We need a babysitter.”
Set your tweets back one update tonight.
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