RT @nickflora: 'The Kardashians' have now been on twice as long as 'Arrested Development.' THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS, AMERICA.

New AdVerve now live. Our Interview with @sandmonkey, Egypt’s *other* man of the hour: http://bit.ly/eEMZy7

Upset ex-Ggirlfriend spams boyfriend in Google images: http://bit.ly/eO6bx7

New band name: Bath Salt Cannibals. #toosoon?

Congress can’t even fix loud commercials - not sure they should be legislating content distribution.

RT @wizely: How many SEO copywriters does it take to change a lightbulb, light bulb, bulb, lamp, light, eco-bulb, bulbs, flourescent tubes?!

With 60% of precincts reporting, medical marijuana looks to be approved in MA. Coincidently, Wendy's announces 200 store expansion there.

From the Liam Neeson school of parking: http://t.co/vKs0R7ag

“SEND ME A BILL THAT INCREASES THE NUMBER OF DUNKIN DONUTS MUNCHKIN FLAVORS AND I WILL SIGN IT TOMORROW.” #potus #sotu

Don’t forget to put down “Irene hysteria and prep” on your timesheets for last week.

Having tryied it now for all of 10 mins, @scobleizer still has one of the best takes on Google+: http://scoble.it/ms1hr8

RT Strong. @brainpicker: This is what bullying feels like – silent, moving honesty from an 8th-grader http://youtu.be/37_ncv79fLA

Academy members might wanna go check their cars. #banksy #oscars

12seconds.tv is shutting down: http://bit.ly/bdQCzG

Why can’t M. Night just direct a nice romantic comedy with Jennifer Aniston.

All the jailed Chinese bloggers are missing an amazing opening.

Customer: "How's it going." Cashier: "I need a Hot Pockets or something." #biglots #awesome

“We need someone to run our Facebook and Twitter” > translation > “We need a babysitter.”

@jrmcgrail Cronkite? I miss Russert.

Set your tweets back one update tonight.