RT @funnyoneliners Don't break anyone's heart; they only have one. Break their bones. They have over 200 of them.

If you would like me to take an areeza to drop in any of the zarihs, let me know.

Dear @nypdnews, this may come as a shock to you, but I am Shi'a and not an Iranian spy. I'm not even Iranian. Mind blowing, I know.

there are so many hijabis when it snows :)

@skinsfanx this was the important meeting you had?

Today's Fajr Nahjul Balagha session was amazing. Also very accommodating breakfast. There was lactose free milk! @ridazehra @shahryar

@avinunu RT @stopbeck Another company endorses bigotry. @kayak says it pulled ads from All American Muslim: http://t.co/5OYbX3yS #Lowes

Excellent website for side by side Qur'an recitation and translation http://t.co/jS6vdB6 #Ramadan

The best presentation of Dua Iftitah I have seen --> Part 1: http://t.co/LLUpDLp Part 2: http://t.co/ntHg5Kk #Ramadan

@zappos_service thanks so much! i was very happy with zappos customer service!

fyi, @zappos_service is amazing. i had a package stolen from my apt lobby, they're overnighting me another one, no stress no hassle! amazing

@ridazehra I was about to call you and be like "check your twitter!!!!" lol

Knight and Day was an awesome movie. Totally exceeded all expectations.

At the funniest fed finals with @skinsfanx @kingrahat @farwahz @shahryar @ridazehra and @abidiar