Dear chavvy people, ed sheeran doesn't make you 'indie' ya tw@t.

"no make up in this one omg keep or delete?xxxxxx" bitch please.

Halloween isn't the holiday of the dead anymore, its holiday of the sluts

when people retweet you and your like AW YEAH WHO'S DA BOSS?

poking the cat whilst she sleep like a B4DM@N.

no one follow fridays me anymore because i am a cunt. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

can we sacrafise justin bieber and have kurt cobain back instead?

"lets ban tampons" oh that truly is going to save every single one of America's troubles, Romney you got this

we are sex bob-bomb, and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff

Imagine being wanked off by mr blobby

Black lipstick hardly suits anyone so stop being a dick'ed lyk.

I will never understand why boys think it's acceptable to wear nail polish, you have a penis for fuck sake

"@smurfette1994: @mudblo0d Nobody actually cares. You tweet like 70 times a minuite.. calm down!" SORREH BBE. I couldn't give two fucks

dougie > anyone else

Someone should just break out into heavy metal screaming on xfactor, I think life would be complete

Teenage dirtbag ☑

I just went in the shower with my bra on, ok I'm too tired

I have nothing to tweet tonight yhyhyh

Why do people even like the wanted, they make me feel sick☺☺☺xxox

listening to fall out boy and becoming suicidal because they are still not back together