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I think we should use PHP because it's fast, widely supported and the only programming language I know #PHPConsultant
Ever see a movie where the hero walks in to a room and says "Hello, old friend" and then everyone fights? That's how I refactor my code
Heroin: The Original Dependency Injection
There are only 2 ways to make money, solve a pain point or be a pain point.
Planning Poker: The part of the scrum process where everyone gathers in a room to assign 3 points to everything.
Everything you need to know about PHP: mysql_escape_string didn't work right so they made mysql_real_escape_string
Changing the world and changing the way white people buy things are two different goals entirely
Heads up Wordpress victims: update of W3 cache has a fatal bug, change to require_once on ln 1370 of /plugins/w3-total-cache/inc/define.php
While walking to lunch today, a guy asked me where the nearest pay phone was. I said two blocks south and 15 years ago.
Careful, I've got an API key in my socket and I'm not afraid to use it.
try 'CHMOD -R 777 *' I don't know what it means either, but it usually works. #PHPConsultant