I think we should use PHP because it's fast, widely supported and the only programming language I know #PHPConsultant

lolcommits - Takes a picture of you with your iSight camera every time you git commit http://t.co/jB6cej60

If carpenters were hired like programmers  http://j.mp/VMvWXS 

Ever see a movie where the hero walks in to a room and says "Hello, old friend" and then everyone fights? That's how I refactor my code

Beyond Wireframing: The Real-Life UX Design Process http://t.co/dvMHmi6f

@kelegraph
try {
if (desire) {
throw new iChingException(desire);
}
} catch(iChingException e) {
return suffering;
}

A Baseline for Front-End Developers  http://j.mp/WezXSc 

How To Build Landing Page Forms That Convert http://t.co/lxsWTpz2

Heroin: The Original Dependency Injection

There are only 2 ways to make money, solve a pain point or be a pain point.

StartLouis has a full house tonight cc @startlouis #startups #stl pic.twitter.com/jrGolklx

Planning Poker: The part of the scrum process where everyone gathers in a room to assign 3 points to everything.

Everything you need to know about PHP: mysql_escape_string didn't work right so they made mysql_real_escape_string

Genius. Pure Genius.“@sucittam: If you take the word "spatula" out of the dictionary it's just a list of things that aren't spatulas.”

Changing the world and changing the way white people buy things are two different goals entirely

The Business of Phish  http://j.mp/11iizOT  cc @dylanized

Heads up Wordpress victims: update of W3 cache has a fatal bug, change to require_once on ln 1370 of /plugins/w3-total-cache/inc/define.php

While walking to lunch today, a guy asked me where the nearest pay phone was. I said two blocks south and 15 years ago.

Careful, I've got an API key in my socket and I'm not afraid to use it.

try 'CHMOD -R 777 *' I don't know what it means either, but it usually works. #PHPConsultant