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Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake.
Metric is an awesome system.
Shot in the Head: The Abraham Lincoln Story
[10:56:18 PM] Jeremy says: I ACCIDENTLY A CAT [10:56:23 PM] Jeremy says: THE WHOLE CAT
"i'm about to give birth to God's son and I can't find an inn to do it! D: 2,000 years ago from txt"
Lady Madonna + Octopus's Garden = Octomom
For every FTW there is an equal and opposite FTL.
Mallory rhymes with scarecrow.
[11:40:27 PM] HaleyGX1 says: d^_^b
[11:40:40 PM] ^_^ Matt! says: how do you get the backwards d?
"I know where my phone is, I keep track of it-- OH CRAP. WHERE IS IT?!"
"fucking mexican" BEST. COMMENT. EVER.
I want Tyler's head to splode.
¿Qué te pasa, calabaza?
DDJFAKDHF. DRAKE BELL'S PENIS, GET OFF MY DASHBOARD. I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT. MY CHILDHOOD HAS BEEN RAPED. FDJFHADF. I HATE EVERYTHING.
#yourlame if you can't tell the difference between 'you're' and 'your'
The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful, and so are you.
I'd never not love you, I just want to fix whatever's direly wrong with your head.
Death is the number one killer in America.