@muffinlab <3

I'm a feminist.
I won't ask you to make me a sandwich unless you already are making one for yourself. Often times I sit around hungry.

don’t be ashamed everyone rubs their own titty every once in a while

tonight im calling all of your moms to tell them about your rude language on the internet. thank you

Goodnight. Sorry for my like 200 something tweets today.

walk the plank with style, damnit

having the chillest solo dance party to the new daft punk, guys. lots of very relaxed booty shaking. no twerking.

#YouKnowYoureA2060sKidWhen you make all sorts of references no one gets, like "remember the moon?" & "was it always this cold? I'm so tired"

bitch i... probably am

i don't really care about love but i do care about trees so i suppose i was lying about that first part

@muffinlab lu2 <3

10 commandments. 7 deadly sins. You made 17 rules and not one of those motherfuckers covers rape?

#YouKnowYoureA2060sKidWhen you love the Exalted and Genuinely Infallible Board Of Directors more than ANYONE and would kill to prove it

thanks to everybody tweeting in, as said before IF we were able to smash this into a million pieces we'd divvy em all out to HIPHOP and YALL

Yes. Of course. #embraceyourspaceheater pic.twitter.com/QGSvvu4i3I

The GOP sure has a real cross to bear with Obama. Burn. I meant burn.

diamond in the rough//broken glass in the sand

*tells a gas station clerk my entire life story while I buy cigarettes*

@muffinlab I only ever ate a ladybug live. Swallowing whole is the way to go.

‘Course, now you have to swallow a bird. Then a cat…

@muffinlab hahahahaha you deserve it