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I'm a feminist.
I won't ask you to make me a sandwich unless you already are making one for yourself. Often times I sit around hungry.
don’t be ashamed everyone rubs their own titty every once in a while
tonight im calling all of your moms to tell them about your rude language on the internet. thank you
Goodnight. Sorry for my like 200 something tweets today.
walk the plank with style, damnit
having the chillest solo dance party to the new daft punk, guys. lots of very relaxed booty shaking. no twerking.
bitch i... probably am
i don't really care about love but i do care about trees so i suppose i was lying about that first part
10 commandments. 7 deadly sins. You made 17 rules and not one of those motherfuckers covers rape?
thanks to everybody tweeting in, as said before IF we were able to smash this into a million pieces we'd divvy em all out to HIPHOP and YALL
The GOP sure has a real cross to bear with Obama. Burn. I meant burn.
diamond in the rough//broken glass in the sand
*tells a gas station clerk my entire life story while I buy cigarettes*
Northern Zonal Head/ Lagoon Dept. unceremoniously hatched @ bio-lab in the rocky mtns. Raised by wolves. I read the rules before i broke them #felonycrew