OH "thats actually a good way to generate a random password: let a windows user try to exit vim." #confoo

OH @go_oh "That's not called pair programming. It's brogramming!"

"What's your bottleneck?" - "The bandwidth. We're hosting our servers in our basement." - "WTF?" - "We got a huge basement!" #phpuchh

someone with delphi-experience available for an urgent, mid-term project? located in ruhr area prefered. please retweet :)

Ich realisiere grade: Bibi Blocksberg war definitiv Informatikerin! #hexhex

OH @tobmaster „Did you ever realize that @jakobwesthoff started loosing weight after the higgs boson was discovered?“

OH „Y would u wanna write a profiler in bash?!“
„cus I wanna profile my bash code!“
„Y would u do that?“
„My .bashrc is too slow!“
Nerds.

@derickr i really love DateTime. but if i ever punch you in the face, it's because the objects are mutable. sorry in advance :-)

#1keyboard (http://t.co/NMaeDgYc) allows me to type on my iphone using my mac keyboard. thats pretty amazing! (found via @jakobwesthoff)

just stumpled upon http://t.co/OMXzWBQz.
quote: "Budget: $2-$8 USD / hour […] We need only professional freelancer!!!"

dear workshop attendees: please rate the workshops on joind.in, too :-)
http://t.co/l0jGPxnr #ipc11

i think i tweeted this before but: whenever you document a dev lib (which is used by developers) in a .DOC (as in MS Word), a kitten dies.

i can haz tiny bouncy castle @ next #froscon? http://t.co/yKo0aOI /cc @froscon

one of my coworkers just opened his bmw with the key of another coworkers bmw. #FAIL

Good Morning, #ipc12
My session on puppet has changed and will be a more in depth hands on session. Its an extension to „puppet for dummies“

most pressed keys of different programming languages as a keyboard-heatmap: http://t.co/MXA3LndM

everytime you write == or !=, a little kitty dies. #php #javascript

SERIOUSLY?!?!?!? #x11 #security http://t.co/P1lOOu0O

(anyways: could have happened to mac and win, too)

Just another reminder: I'm gonna do a spontaneous introduction to #ExtJS at #FrOSCon. 14:00, HS6. Please RT :) /cc @froscon

OH: "Why do you store the time as a tinyint(1)?" — "Well, it's either yesterday noon, or some different point in time."