Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I still haven't turned my clocks back, in case you're into bad boys.
Does anyone else wonder why Aaron Rodgers bodyguard isn't looking for a ring in Mordor? Just me? Ok.
Leftovers all week. Thank God I didn't get more trick or treaters.
"It will happen when you least expect it" is something people say about falling in love and ruthless assassinations.
Maybe the elephant in the room likes being ignored.
Did anyone ever think that ninjas might just be really shy?
How do I induce Stockholm syndrome?
Asking for a (soon to be) friend.
What's the point of breakfast burritos without breakfast margaritas?
Aaron Hernandez has been in jail for a couple weeks now. I wonder if he's still a tight end.
I haven't changed my clocks, in case you're into bad boys.
Happy 5th of July: The day we woke up and didn't immediately regret our breakup. Way to stay independent, Lady Liberty.
Calm the fuck down, people who use more than one exclamation point!!!
How can I be expected to concentrate on work knowing there's only 4 days until Arrested Development returns?
I less than three you too.
Semicolon, close parenthesis
Life gave me melons and dyslexia.
Don't look back. You're not going that way.
I never sell myself short. If anything, I describe myself as longer than I am.