Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
My dream of a Final Four without blue bloods is still alive. Dayton v. Iowa State? Creighton v. Wichita State? One can still dream.
Sorry, mothers in the new Old Spice body spray commercial. Your sons aren't becoming men; they are becoming douchebags.
James Bond fought Batman.... and everyone won.
I still haven't turned my clocks back, in case you're into bad boys.
Does anyone else wonder why Aaron Rodgers bodyguard isn't looking for a ring in Mordor? Just me? Ok.
Leftovers all week. Thank God I didn't get more trick or treaters.
"It will happen when you least expect it" is something people say about falling in love and ruthless assassinations.
Maybe the elephant in the room likes being ignored.
Did anyone ever think that ninjas might just be really shy?
How do I induce Stockholm syndrome?
Asking for a (soon to be) friend.
What's the point of breakfast burritos without breakfast margaritas?
Aaron Hernandez has been in jail for a couple weeks now. I wonder if he's still a tight end.
I haven't changed my clocks, in case you're into bad boys.
Happy 5th of July: The day we woke up and didn't immediately regret our breakup. Way to stay independent, Lady Liberty.
Calm the fuck down, people who use more than one exclamation point!!!
I never sell myself short. If anything, I describe myself as longer than I am.